What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:06
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How do people in other countries view Trump's trade policies and their impact on the global economy?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Rocket Report: Northrop backs Firefly and names its rocket; Xodiac will fly no more - Ars Technica
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Bill Atkinson, architect of the Mac’s graphical soul, dies at 74 - Ars Technica
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Black holes don’t behave as we thought, study finds - The Brighter Side of News
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
Cholesterol: Daily cup of beans may lower levels, improve heart health - MedicalNewsToday
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
Gina Ortiz Jones, a Progressive, Is Elected San Antonio’s Mayor - The New York Times
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
Resident Evil Requiem: Release Date, Gameplay, And Everything We Know So Far - GameSpot
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s